The Keg Guy
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Q:    Chris from Belle River asked: "Hey Keg Guy, what kind of beer can I put in my system. I really like Stella?"
 
KG:    You're in luck Chris. The Beer Store stocks Stella Artois and it is available along with many other varieties. We'll just need to fit a European Sankey to your system to work with the S system keg valve.
 
Here's a list of the beer we have available for our home draft systems from The Beer Store in Ontario.

Keg Availability
(All brands are subject to change without notice. For reference only.)
 

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Amber Dry
Auburn Ale
Affigem
Alexander Keith’s
Alexander Keith’s Celebration Ale
Alexander Keith’s Honey Brown
Bass Pale Ale
Beck Beer
Belle Vie Kriek
Big Life Blonde
Big Rock Traditional Ale
Blanche de Chambly
Blue
Blue Light
Boddington’s Draft Pub Ale
Brador
Brooklyn Lager
Budweiser
Bud Light
Caffrey’s Irish Ale
Cameron Cream Ale
Cameron Lager
Canadian
Canadian Light
Conners Best Bitter
Cool Premium Lager
Coors Light
Crystal
De Koninck
DOS Equis Amber
Dry
Erdinger Dunkel
Erdinger Weissbier
Export
Fosters
Fruli
Golden
Grasshopper Wheat Ale
Heineken
Hoegaarden
John Labatt Honey Brown
J.R. Brickman Amber
Jupiler
Krombacher Pilsner
Kronenbourg
Leffe Blonde
Leffe Brun
Link Light
Maclay’s
Marston’s Pedigree
Maudite
McEwan’s India Pale Ale
Moxies Big Life Amber
Moxies Big Life Euro
Murphy’s Irish Stout
Murphy’s Irish Red
Newcastle Brown Ale
Northern Cream Ale **
Northern Premium Lager **
Northern Red Maple
Northland’s Private Reserve
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Paulaner Hefe-Weizen Drunkel
Paulaner Munchner
Paulaner Salvator
Raftman
Red Baron
Red Cap
Rickards Honey Brown
Rickards Original White
Rickards Pale Ale
Rickards Red
Sapporo
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Silver Creek Lager
Sleeman Clear
Sleeman Cream Ale
Sleeman Creek Lager
Sleeman Honey Brown
Sleeman Light
Sleeman Original Draught
Staropramen
Steam Beer
Steam Whistle Pilsner
Steelback Silver
Stella Artois
Sterling
Stiegl Bier
Tetley’s English Ale
Tennents
Tiverton Bear Honey Brown
Tuborg
Ultra
Upper Canada Anniversary Ale
Upper Canada Dark Ale
Upper Canada Lager
Upper Canada Red
Upper Canada Wheat
Upper Canada Pale Ale
Waterloo Dark
Youngers
 
 
 
Doug from Windsor asked: "Keg Guy this is a great idea and I want one. How do I convince the wife?"
 
KG: Well Doug, believe it or not, Mrs. Keg Guy wasn't exactly on board when the idea was brought forward many beers ago. The Keg Guy would like to think he rules his castle but she may look at this website and quite frankly........enough about The Keg Guy's reasons for having a draft beer system, here's how the wife was gently persuaded. The Keg Guy won't get into little tricks like leaving empty cans in the vicinity of Mrs. Keg Guy's car door so that she'd knock them over and get annoyed, things of that nature. For Mrs. Keg Guy it came down to having a cleaner, less cluttered home,(NO EMPTIES)and more money in her purse.(the beer costs way less) This might be the approach you want to take as well. Just to let you know,
Mrs. Keg Guy is a true draft beer connoisseur these days, insisting on a triple tap system in the Keg Guy home.
 
*As a side note The Keg Guy was chatting with his massage therapist (when you're packin' around kegs this is a business expense) and she explained that having a keg system seemed to be the "Green" thing to do in today's environmentally conscious world. So thanks to Lauri here's another approach: "Join The Keg Guy's campaign and help save the world. Do it for your children, and your children's children." Old aluminum cans get melted down and reused, sure, sending pollutants into the atmosphere. An environmentally friendly keg however, is just cleaned and refilled. We've got time to think of these things during a one hour massage. If anyone out there needs a great RMT contact The Keg Guy and he'll pass the number on. If you've got a tree-hugging wife, this might be your angle.
 
 
 
Trevor from Belle River asked: "Keg Guy, if I had a personal item that I wanted made into a tap handle, is this possible?"
 
KG: You bet Trevor anything is possible. The Keg Guy has collected himself a fair amount of equipment over the years and he can work with you to fabricate a tap handle which will make your system truly unique. Coincidentally, The Keg Guy has a selection of Tap Handles available for purchase in case you're interested.
 
 
Paul from Windsor asked: "Keg Guy can you help me out? Do you rent systems for parties? I've got a stag comin' up this weekend."
 
KG: Paul, I don't rent systems because they're pretty bulky to be moving around and really not worth the cost for either of us, but I can still help you out. Dave from Jake's Windsor Brew has portable systems that he can set you up with for a reasonable price. The Keg Guy even used one for his last big block party and it worked great!!! Just keep the keg in a big bucket of ice and fill Dave's cooler with ice and you've got yourself ice cold beer all weekend. (or for 3 and a half hours on KG's block) If you're absolutely in a pinch, and Dave can't help you out for some reason, give me a call and we'll see what we can come up with........ a draft beer system would make a great wedding gift by the way, no matter what Mrs. Keg Guy says.
 
Dan from Windsor says:"Hey Keg Guy. You're right, I had a beer at ******** the other night watchin' the UFC and it tasted like crap. The bartender said he didn't know anybody who could clean their beer lines. You think you could help them out?"
 
KG: I kind of Brett Favre'd on this one Dan, but after careful consideration and taking into account the quality time missed with Mrs. Keg Guy while "working" at various Pubs, The Keg Guy has decided to take one for the team and un-retire from the Beer Line Cleaning Business and provide this service so we can all enjoy a great draft beer when we are out on the town.
 
Karen and Amanda from Belle River ask: "That Mrs. Keg Guy seems like one lucky girl. Do you have any brothers?
 
KG: Sorry girls, they broke the mold. You're right though, Mrs. Keg Guy is quite lucky. Isn't it every beautiful young woman's dream to wrap their arms around the "developed" waistline of their man knowing they'll be kept warm in the winter.  Let's face it, The Keg Guy was ripped in college too........because he was starving.